"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

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mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

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sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving


My drug dealer sells cosmic cupcakes too.

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

My drug dealer sells cosmic cupcakes too.

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Things look good for once.

New job, my own apartment. And a girl from my past hit me up a while ago which blows my mind because we were sweethearts like, 8 years ago.

I’m reconnecting with a lot of people who I haven’t seen since before my brother died and it’s really nice to know that these people still care about me enough to find me and get in touch. The whole thing is just a bit overwhelming but I’m starting to feel really good about it.

I disgust myself

Sometimes I forget how gross I am until I eat a three course meal and think about how big my shit will be in the morning.

dunflower:

Hi friends this is a little reminder to charge your phone, take your meds, drink enough water, get enough sleep, and listen to lots of music!! Your well-being and happiness is of utmost importance and I hope you take time to take care of yourself.

Thanks pal.

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14 women who don’t need feminism. Way to be girls.